第308章 邪恶卡尔 尬舞纽特 害怕雅各布（2/2）

纽特：（、一）

好吧！还真是格兰芬多！

“走了！”

卡尔將路灯隨手一扔，然后抓住纽特和雅各布，使用幻影显形消失。

中央公园，三道身影凭空出现。

“你知道霍格沃茨格兰芬多？”

“当然了纽特学长，我可是赫奇帕奇的学生，都是哥们————算了！”

这个兄弟不能认，要不然妮娜会打死自己的，属於危险行为。

“啊？”

纽特满脸茫然，“你是霍格沃茨的学生？为什么会在美国魔法国会当傲罗？

难道是移居了？”

“我不是傲罗啊。”

“那你抓我们做什么？”

卡尔的表情很无辜，“我逗你们玩啊！不觉得很有趣吗？”

纽特、雅各布：...（）

什么人啊这是？纯粹王八蛋！

“等一下！让我捋一捋！那什么————你真是霍格沃茨的学生？”

“当然了！阿不思是我哥们！”

纽特露出一言难尽的表情，最终还是决定闭嘴。

“纽特学长为什么不说话，是不喜欢说话吗？”

“没事————”

重重的嘆了口气，纽特转身打量四周的景象，很快就发现了不远处的动物园河马围栏里，正有一只毒角兽试图对河马图谋不轨。

好吧，他知道为什么刚刚会出现一头雄狮了，原来是毒角兽闯入中央公园动物园，造成了混乱。

“我需要去把那个大傢伙抓住，你能帮忙照顾雅各布吗？”

“没问题！咱们之间用不著这么客气，还有我叫卡尔·甘道夫。”

“好的甘道夫。”

纽特话音未落，就看到这位卡尔·甘道夫不知道从哪里抽出一根和人差不多高的魔杖。

“雅各布交给我！你就放心吧！请开始你的表演！”

纽特：————

行吧！这魔杖看著就很安心！

从雅各布手里接过魔法手提箱，纽特快速跑到了围栏附近，准备营救弱小又无助的可怜河马。

“他在干什么？”

当纽特跳舞的时候，雅各布直接尬住了，他发誓这辈子都没见过如此古怪变態的舞姿。

“向毒角兽求偶呢。”

卡尔举起相机对准纽特，快门声响个不停，这幕珍贵的场景必须保留下来，以后可以送给纽特当礼物。

而且毒角兽也很有意思，角里的液体可以让任何被注入的物体爆炸，原著里卢娜的父亲谢诺菲留斯·洛夫古德就拥有一个，並把它当成了弯角鼾兽的角，还帮了哈利三人一把。

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“求————偶？”

雅各布发出了一声怪叫，对比过纽特和毒角兽的体型，小小的眼睛里闪过清澈的愚蠢，他不懂，但是大受震撼，这就是巫师吗？又长见识了。

“当然！你看纽特学长也是风韵犹存啊！瞧著捂胯、撅腚、拍屁股！嘖嘖嘖！厉害！”

看了一眼面带欣赏、疯狂拍照的卡尔，雅各布不著痕跡的后退。

没想到传闻的带英传统竟然不是开玩笑，他认为有必要保护好自己。

难怪在蒂娜姐妹家里时，纽特都没怎么看奎妮，原来真相是这样的。

可怕！

没有意外干扰的纽特很快就拿下毒角兽，將它送回了箱子里。

“很好，现在就剩下鸟蛇宝宝、隱形兽杜戈尔、比利威格虫了。

“甘道夫，能帮忙吗？”